Monday, March 26, 2007

I'm Finnished.

The Finnish Bistro
2264 Como Avenue
St. Paul, MN 55108

Pretend you are about to embark on a vacation to Finland. Think of ten things that define Finland and that you would attempt to integrate into your vacation. Here's my somewhat random list: Scenic vistas, cold weather, nice people, left-of-center politics, art, saunas, the wife-carrying world championships, northern lights, midnight sun. Do you notice what is missing? Food. Was food on your list? Didn't think so. Finland is not exactly world famous for it's high cuisine. That's part of the reason why I was slightly skeptical as we strolled into The Finnish Bistro on Sunday morning.

The Finnish Bistro was not the intended destination. TCBC convened on Sunday morning around nine. One of the benefits to a Sunday breakfast club is the option of a schmancy Sunday brunch. Alex suggested that we try Muffuletta, of which she had heard many good things about their weekend offerings. Unfortunately she didn't hear that they were closed for repairs until the beginning of April. We discovered this when we arrived at Muffuletta. With our hopes dashed, our stomachs grumbling, and a meltdown a distinct possibility, someone spotted the Finnish Bistro down the street. We decided to peek out heads in and look at the menu. The place was crowded (usually a good sign), there was a distinct welcoming atmosphere, and there was a dazzling array of baked goods on display. Our group was weak from hunger and the idea of walking away from food and having to come up with an alternative was extremely unappealing. We were sold.

The food was a bit of a letdown. The standard breakfast menu is pretty limited, with almost no option to freelance. Three of us had the house breakfast and we were all disappointed with it. The big selling point to the house breakfast was the grilled kielbasa. Unfortunately it resembled a Ballpark frank more then a kielbasa. Is that what kielbasa is like in Finland? Fern had the breakfast foccacia and was only able to eat about a quarter of it. On the plus side, it DID closely resemble a part of Pamela Anderson's anatomy. Jimmy took the authentic approach and had the salmon lefse. He didn't hate, but didn't love it. The overall grade was a C.

No member of the group particularly enjoyed their meal, but no one was willing to bash the Bistro. It is a really nice place in an adorable neighborhood. There are many things to like about it. It is clear that they do some things VERY well at the Finnish Bistro. Their baked goods looked spectacular and their lunch/sandwich options also looked delicious. Breakfast just is not their focus, and for a demanding group like ourselves, that won't cut it. We recommend that you go to the Finnish Bistro for some baked goods, or a sandwich, or a beef pasty, just don't go there expecting an inspired breakfast.


Ed Kohler said...

I've had good luck with the Finnish Bistro for lunch. Good soups, salads, and sandwiches. Haven't gone the breakfast route.

My wife and I also discovered that Muffaleta is closed for reconstruction. We're looking forward to checking that out too.

Anonymous said...

I haven't been impressed either. Once it was chilled gazpacho that was way too salty with too-dry bread. Another time I couldn't finish the heavy, rather bland scone I ordered.

Amadeus said...

Thanks anonymous. It's always good when other people have a similar experience. I'm always a little worried that our group is too demanding and has unreasonably high expectations.